ADHD can be difficult to explain when you have spent years knowing what happens but not having language for why. From Time Blindness and Task Paralysis to sensory overload, interoception, demand saturation, masking, burnout, and the mysterious gravitational pull of The Chair, this neurodivergent-affirming field guide explores the terms that can turn “Why am I like this?” into “There. That is what happens to me.” Come explore the language of ADHD from the inside, with curiosity, compassion, and a little humor for the neurological plot twists along the way.